A Boeing supervisor was hunting and he got in a jam. Remembering his hunter safety training, he shot in the air three times, waited for a moment and did it again. He repeated this until he ran out of arrows.
When I go hiking in bear country with my brother-in-law, I always carry a .25 auto for protection. If a bear charges us, I would shoot my brother-in-law in the leg and run the other way. Just kidding.